Fire engines…..

Posted: January 26, 2012 in Uncategorized

WTF…. they are all over the place around me.

Burp….

Posted: January 25, 2012 in Uncategorized

I just ate a 5 year old….. I’m almost full…..

…or, more cogently, TBD asks the question, not only will where will WMATA be in 20 years, but will the escalator problem be solved?

TBD has an excellent article on the new streetcar system.  Of note, streetcars are nowhere near as snobby as those damn metro cars.

Nuff said….

Escalator availability….

Posted: January 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

Correct me if I am wrong, but this WMATA KPI seems to show WMATA only wants to achieve 87-88% availability.  You would think that they would aim for 100% at some point.  Click below….

Escalator Goals

SWEDISH WMATA….

Posted: January 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

The assmunches are at it again.  They are closing down my entrance on February 1.

They are calling in the Swedes to “replace me”.

I have news for those fucktarded Swedes.  I will make it hard for you to take me down…

Just follow the news porkbellies.

The new Cool “Disco” Dan?

Posted: January 24, 2012 in Uncategorized

Anyone who rode the metro in the ’80′s remembers Cool “Disco” Dan.  Alas, I was just a young escalator then.  I didn’t chew people’s feet up as much, and I generally had a sunny outlook on life.  Cool “Disco” Dan helped me see that.

Then he disappeared.

Now, I don’t know about y’all…. but I have been hearing from my cousins on the Red Line that graffiti is back in.  So much so, that my friends over at TBD thought they would update us.  I would encourage you to go look.

For a little more on Cool “Disco” Dan, go here .